im the mom
is this what it’s like to live in the south
omg
Karli//20//Australia
Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova fronting GayTimes Mag
(via procrastin-ate)
God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
wlw waiting for the other to act on their feelings first
(via death-noot)
BITCH YOU THOUGHT
YESSSSSSSSSSSSs
(via ugly)
Anonymous asked:
R u gay4pay??
v171 Answer:
God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot.
someone please photoshop That Drake Picture onto this. He has a bride now
she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
(Source: orcthot, via ruinedchildhood)
Anonymous asked:
whats the deal with stevie nicks??
thexfiles Answer:
she wrote landslide and broke my lesbian heart. thanks for asking
tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside
(via death-noot)
<p> My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings</p>
u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares
(Source: auntymurda, via satans-assparagus)
body: you are dying of The Heat
me: [removes blanket]
body: never have you been So Frozen
(via thebootydiaries)
welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
“Bees?”
“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*
(via thebootydiaries)